Shipping policy
Big News, Cult Member!
Your poster pilgrimage is almost underway. Here’s the secret scroll of shipping details so you know exactly what’s coming:
Processing Time: Orders are usually conjured and sent out within 2-3 business days. Sometimes we’re able to summon your poster the very same day—but if a design is out of stock or during peak rituals (sales events), the magic may take a little longer. Don’t worry, we’ll keep you in the loop.
Shipping Rates: A flat tribute of $6.49 per order gets your poster moving. For order with two or more posters, a discounted shipping rate of $5.99 will appear. Occasionally, your devotion (order total) may earn you free shipping blessings. But beware, this reward may vanish or change without warning.
Delivery Time: For US orders, standard shipping delivers your order in approximately 4-8 business days. Expedited paths may bring your poster in 2-4 days. Our international disciples should expect their order in roughly 10-15 business days, depending on your realm.
Tracking: Once your order leaves HQ, a tracking scroll will arrive in your inbox so you can watch your poster’s journey to your lair.
Lost or Stolen Packages: Once the posters leave our grasp, fate takes over. Make sure your altar (delivery address) is secure. If misfortune strikes, contact your shipping carrier with the tracking scroll. Then, reach out to the Supreme Leader directly, and a duplicate shipment can be conjured for you at a greatly discounted price, the cult has your back.
International Shipping: We honor followers worldwide. Customs fees or import taxes may apply in your land, and these are the responsibility of the devotee.
Questions? Concerns? Just wanna whisper to the Supreme Leader? Message me at: thehouseofposters@gmail.com