Join the Cult

Finally, a community that doesn’t require secret handshakes, chanting in the woods, or awkward matching robes (unless you’re into that). This collection is our ironic nod to all the things people obsess over brands, bands, fandoms, even coffee orders and they all feel a lot like modern cults. Consider this your official invitation to belong… without actually drinking any suspicious Kool-Aid.

Because let’s face it. Conformity never looked this good.

What you get with your membership: 

A certificate of cult membership and a 5 pack of brand stickers and 10 more mystery stickers

Your contribution ensures we can continue spending irresponsibly on things that definitely don’t matter. We promise every dollar will be recklessly wasted in ways that would make even an IRS agent cry.

Thank you, initiate.